after a month anything with tits is on the radar
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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