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White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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