just tell him i said nine months
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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