yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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