So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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