Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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