Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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