So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Last time i carry you out of a forest
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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