he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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