dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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