Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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