Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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