that's an acceptable place to lick
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Alive.
So much puke
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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