Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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