Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
My bed smells like the plague
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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