I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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