I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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