dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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