Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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