: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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