The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
