this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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