He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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