Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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