You're so nebulous sometimes
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
How's work?
Spinning.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
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