Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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