let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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