Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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