So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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