Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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