So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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