Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Randomize
