OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
4 words: hood of his car
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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