Dual....:-)
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize