he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
