i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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