shes about as inviting as chlamydia
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
We are two peas in an std pod
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
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