Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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