i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
We are all done wearing pants today
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