so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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