THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
