All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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