we're blogging at a bar
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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