Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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