I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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