she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
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