That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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