I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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