we have officially lost it.
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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