That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
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