he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Randomize
