party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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