Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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