So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
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