thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I'm at about main and main street
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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